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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:38

Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Why upsc is considered the toughest exam in the whole world?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Still no good
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...