What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Checkers Sweep Laval to Earn Trip to Calder Cup Finals - Charlotte Checkers Hockey

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY FOR BERTONE’S GOLDEN PRAGUE PUSH - ifsc-climbing.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think Harris will win thanks to Taylor Swift and the Swifties?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Why upsc is considered the toughest exam in the whole world?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Still no good

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

No way

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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